Stars In Their Eyes – Doggy Day Care Yorkshire Style!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, welcome to an extraordinary River Dogs performance of Stars in their Eyes! It’s been an action-packed week so far which has seen some of the biggest stars this side of the River Wharfe (which admittedly isn’t very far) visiting our humble little Doggy Day Care Yorkshire HQ. So, without further ado, let’s meet the stars!
Stars In Their Eyes – A Doggy Day Care Yorkshire Spectacular!
Hello everyone, and welcome to Stars in their Eyes, held right here at our very own River Dogs Studios. The man in shorts has taken his spot on the judging panel, and the all-important mystical doors have been put in place. Let’s not waste any more time and find out who our first tribute act is!
Tonight Matthew…I’m Going To Be…Cilla Blackpaws!
Hello Mum, it’s me, Cilla! When River Dogs announced that they were doing a Doggy Day Care Yorkshire talent show I knew that I had to get up there and give them my renditions of ‘You’ve Lost That Woofin’ Feelin’ and ‘I Only Live To Chase Toys With You’! I don’t know whether it’s all of the times that I stayed up and watched ‘Blind Date’ when you went to bed or whether it’s my love of the 60’s, but I’m looking forward to playing Cilla tonight! Paws crossed and I hope I win!
Give A Warm Doggy Day Care Yorkshire Welcome To…Otis Redinhim!
Ok, so they told me I had to be in this talent show thing, and my fur is a bit reddy brown, so I thought I’d go for Otis Redding. Otis ‘Red-in-him’ you know? Makes sense right? I wanted to do my Snoop Dogg impersonation, but the man in shorts said that we had to try and make a ‘play on words’ and that I should try and ‘Give a little tenderness’ (I think that’s an Otis Redding joke…) Anyway Matthew, tonight I’m going to be Otis Redinhim, playing such songs as ‘Barking At The Dock Of The Bay’, ‘My Owners Prayer’, and ‘Hard To Handle On The Lead’. I might even do a bit of ‘Drop It Like It’s Hot’ while I’m there – did I tell you I do a great Snoop Dogg?
Next Up On The Bill…Betsy’s Midnight Runners!
‘Come on He-len, tickle my tummy a-gain’! Hey everyone, I’m Betsy! I’m new to River Dogs and was a little nervous about joining a talent show with so many strangers, but all of the River Dogs crew have been so nice to me, and I’ve already made some great friends. We’re thinking about taking this one step further and starting a band when the competition is over. So, I once heard Dexy’s on the radio when I was walking past a shop and woofed the tune all the way home. I’m going to be singing ‘Come on He-len’, ‘Jackie Wilson Barked’ and other great tunes, and I might even pull out a few dance moves to wow the judges too!
Give It Up For…Frankie Goes To Hollywood
When two tribes go to war, one gets belly rubs… and the others get to sit and watch Frankie getting belly rubs! That’s right guys, it’s me, the one and only Frankie (Don’t worry Dad, I haven’t really gone to Hollywood – this is just a Doggy Day Care Yorkshire talent show!) I’ve always enjoyed getting up on the stage, and this time I’ll be singing songs such as ‘The Power Of Tummy Rubs’, and Frankie says ‘Relax’! The other members of the popular blog series ‘Dachshund Diaries‘ are also in the band too! The last review that we had said that we were ‘too hot to handle’, so be prepared for a wild performance!
P.S – I even got to use my own press shot, how cool is that!
And Finally…Scream And Cheer For…Busta Rhymes
Wassup wassup! It’s me, Buster Rhym…I mean Busta Rhymes in da dog house! I’m wrapping up the artist list by rapping my way to the top of the…I can’t keep talking like this all day, it’s very tiring! Hello everyone, I’m Buster, and I’m partial to a little bit of what the kids call ‘Gangster Rap’. My parents don’t know this yet so it might come as a little bit of a shock to them, but I spend most of my evenings at rap concerts ‘busting some moves’ (see what I did there). When River Dogs announced this talent show It only made sense to bust out ‘Busta’ for his adoring fans. Get ready for my favourite song ‘Gimme Some More…Cookies!’
And there you have it, the contestants in our Stars in their Eyes Doggy Day Care Yorkshire Spectacular! We’d love to be able to stream the competition to you, but unfortunately, our camera girl Ronda is snoozing on her pillow, so you’ll have to ask your furry friends what the outcome was instead!
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